Every single one of them was a fucking idiot.
She’d been sitting off to the side of the main room in the inn, trying to stomach the stew. She was almost out of her favorite apples, and she needed to keep up her strength. As she ate, she listened. After 30 minutes, she was able to divide everyone into groups.
Those with delusions of grandeur.
Hard cases that would take anything that would pay.
Arseholes who wanted an excuse (and authorization) to hurt people.
And your general, run of the mill idiots that would probably get killed within a week if they got chosen for the assignment.
The biggest idiot of them all was a tree of a man who seemed to be made more of meat and bone than brain. It took her a few moments to realize that when the red-headed stepchild of an oaf was yelling “boy!”… it was at her. He didn’t take the hint when she refused to even look at him. After failing to get a response after the fifth time, he decided to walk over to her, the entire inn rattling with each step he took. When she looked up at him with those dark eyes of hers, staring daggers, the poor sod nearly tripped over himself in embarrassment, red as a beet. The ranger at the table he left was doubled over with laughter.
Now, the ranger… he looked capable. In fact, she wasn’t sure why she hadn’t noticed him before. Of all the people packed into this inn, she figured he was the only other one that could hold his own. So, when the oaf invited her over to the table after stammering a number of half-apologies, she decided she had little to lose. If the rest of them were stupid and killed themselves, she was confident that she would not. Finding replacements might prove to be difficult, but she was used to working on her own most of the time anyway.
Once she was certain she had no better options, she agreed to lend her skills to this group, which also included a holy man, and a traveling merchant.
No one was more surprised than she when the group was selected to carry a charter.